How to Deal with Stress with a Cat

1. Find cat and pick them up and give them a big old snuggly hug.
2. Go to bathroom and find iodine or rubbing alcohol and treat your lacerations.
3. Go sit on the sofa.
4. At this point your body will release the post-almost-mauled-by-a-tiger hormones.
5. Also, at the point you cat will want to get petted and will sit on your lap demanding attention. They should have groomed the blood off their paws by now.