In Other News...

I was at the laundromat and the woman who works there was punching me into the computer with the help of her eight year old daughter. The woman stopped, looked at the back of her daughter’s head, and asked, “What is this in your hair?”

“It’s syrup.”

“How did you get syrup in your hair?”

The daughter shrugged, and I helpfully suggested, “Pancake fight.”

The mom sighed and started to give me a mildly dirty look when the daughter piped up, “He’s right.”